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Prof Basir Khan Lodhi was born in Badaun, he  passed BUMS from AMU Tibbiya College in 1971.
He wanted to take up Surgical career.

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SQL Marrige! - 2006/12/20 04:31 Wedding Query........(SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed' AND
BrideEduStatus='PG orAbove'
HavingBrothers='NO' AND
HavingSisters ='No' AND
AllowRelocate ='YES' AND

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
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Then the wife writes the below query:
FORMAT HUSBAND:)
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Re:SQL Marrige! - 2006/12/20 05:12 Thats awesome....very funny :laugh:
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Re:SQL Marrige! - 2006/12/20 06:55 Kaukab bhai aapki shaadi hui ki nahi??B) ;)
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Re:SQL Marrige! - 2006/12/20 07:14 ASA
Abhi to Khelne kudne ke din hain.....Abh is chakkar se dur hi hain.
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Re:SQL Marrige! - 2006/12/20 19:01 Tab to lagta hai ki aap yeh procedure apne pe run karne ke mood mein hain :P good luck
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Re:SQL Marrige! - 2007/01/25 16:12 select top 1 wife from femalepopulation where honesty = 100% and caring > 75% and currentchildren=0 and wantschildren=2 and bankbalance > 1000000 and iq > 130 and siblings=0 and faithfulness = 100%

wife
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:woohoo:
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Re:SQL Marrige! - 2007/03/02 12:36 kaukab sahib aapka case darasal bohat paicheeda maloom hota he.Barahe karam aap George Bush se rujoo karen wo aapko Bill Gate tak bonhcha denge aur aapka masla hal ho jaega.
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